President-Elect Trump Cancels Aleppo Intervention Strategy; Cites Lack of Delicious M&M's, Presence of Muslim Refugees
New York City, NY - In a story that broke late last night and developed through the overnight hours, sources close to PEOTUS Trump's elevator cam, Twitter account, and bathroom vent reported significant developments related to his plans for an Aleppo intervention.
"The President-elect was under the impression that Aleppo was something like a giant bowl filled with M&Ms that were being crushed by military forces," said one unnamed source in a bell-boy's outfit.
Anither source, attired in a maintenance man's coveralls, added that once Trump was informed by a woman that looked suspiciously like Rudy Giuliani in drag that Aleppo was a city populated by Muslims who would now be classified as refugees, the PEOTUS quickly lost interest.
Two Tweets about the situation and the sad lack of delicious candy were drafted by Trump but deleted before they could be sent.