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Local Pastor Struggles to Reference All 41 College Bowl Games Into New Year's Sermon

Local Pastor Struggles to Reference All 41 College Bowl Games Into New Year's Sermon

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Kansas City, MO - The pastor of Vertizontal Church admitted in a Facebook forum that he is finding it very difficult to keep his sermon "fresh and relevant" for the coming New Year's Sunday.  

"Guys," he said in a moment of vulnerability, "how am I supposed to drop a Boca Routan Bowl game reference into this sermon from Hosea? It's haaaaaaaaaaaaard." 

One pastor suggested he skip the references and keep his focus on the Bible, but the young man eventually opted for the alternate route of focusing on the references and making the Scripture secondary.  

He posted an excerpt which said, "the Gospel is the Sun that lights our way to the Fiesta of God's love, his Sugar, if you will. He makes us His Peach, gives us Independence and Liberty and will take us to The New Jerusalem, which will be Music City, baby, let me tell you."  

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