Former Governor and Committed Christian Mike Huckabee Announces Updated Version of Book “Character Makes No Difference”
Former Governor and Committed Christian Mike Huckabee Announces Updated Version of Book “Character Makes A Difference”
Little Rock, AR – Former pastor, Arkansas Governor, Presidential candidate, and relevant voice of Christian conservatism Mike Huckabee staged press conference on the steps of the Arkansas capitol to announce a new version of his book Character Makes a Difference, now re-titled Character Makes No Difference: SoWhyEvenTryMakeItStopMakeItStopMakeItStop
“If we’ve learned anything over these past few months,” he explained between bites of gravy-covered grits, “it’s that character is overrated and I’ve wasted my life pretending otherwise. Today I embrace reality.”
His call for questions was met with an extended silence.
“Hail, Trump,” Huckabee declared, clicking his heels and thumbing his nose, before exiting to the left.