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Pastor Timothy Keller Denies that RISE Campaign is 1st-Step in Hostile World Religion Coup

New York City, NY - Speaking out for the first time since allegations of global domination first surfaced, Pastor Timothy Keller of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in NYC took to his blog today to deny those rumors and assure the world that he has no interest in becoming “A Presbyterian Pope overseeing a vast, religious kingdom.”

“The RISE campaign is all about the spread of the gospel and flourishing of society,” he explained, probably while giving orders to his undercover operators working to infiltrate and undermine nearby Saint Peter’s Catholic Church. He went on to further deny that the “new leaders” called for on the RISE website was actually code for radicalized small group leaders working to recruit new trainees and then concluded by assuring his readers that the new church buildings they hoped to erect were not bunker-like fortresses from which to hurl gospel tracts and launch Christian t-shirts at passers-by.

But watchbloggers and Keller-truthers over at websites like killerkeller.com were not convinced and vowed to further monitor and assess Keller’s actions and motivations.

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Author Sarah Young Announces New Devotional Book for Teens Called “Jesus Snapchatting”