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Greg Locke To Succeed Joshua Feuerstein as King of the Christian Rage Facebook Videos

Greg Locke To Succeed Joshua Feuerstein as King of the Christian Rage Facebook Videos

Mt. Juliet, TN- Joshua Feuerstein, infamous “Christian” internet celebrity and former pastor has officially abdicated his position of King of the Christian Rage Facebook Videos and is to be succeeded by Pastor Greg Locke of Global Vision Bible Church in Mt. Juliet, TN.

Said Feuerstein of the decision, “Kings weren’t meant to reign forever. They were always supposed to step-down and be replaced every election season.” Feuerstein, speaking in a vertical iPhone video posted to his Facebook page, leaned in until his face completely filled the screen and shouted, “AND IF OBAMA THINKS HE CAN CHANGE THIS AND CHANGE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE KING, I HAVE NEWS FOR HIM! CHRIST IS THE KING OF KINGS AND OBAMA HATES THAT! AMEN? AMEN!”

Locke is certainly a logical choice to replace Feuerstein at the helm of a burgeoning kingdom of somewhat-ignorant rage and vertically shot iPhone videos. While so far content to hold his phone far enough away from himself so that viewers can actually see more than just his face, he nonetheless has showed promise in the “unmerited and uncharitable rage” department, not to mention his very heady move to film a recent video in a field of fluttering American flags, reminding his audience that you cannot be a Christian without loving America, or vice versa.

No word on if Locke’s elevation amongst the ranks of angry, online Christians will have any effect on his pastorship.

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