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7-out-of-10 Breitbart Readers Admit They Wish Syrian Refugees Actually Were Delicious M&M Candies

7-out-of-10 Breitbart Readers Admit They Wish Syrian Refugees Actually Were Delicious M&M Candies

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Los Angeles, CA - Breitbart has released the findings of a year long study of their comment section and the social media profiles of their readers and the report includes some interesting findings. Chief among them was that not only was the meme comparing Syrian refugees to M&M candies overwhelmingly popular among its patrons, but that over 70% actually wish they could trade refugees for the metaphorical bowl of 10,000 M&Ms. 

"I would much rather have that bowl of yummy candy than a massive stream of needy Moslems," said the reader and frequent commenter who uses the moniker Truth4U2. "I'm pretty sure I could tell which ones were poisoned and then enjoy the good ones."

"This meme looks delicious, but is flawed," added Eagle_of_JUSTICE!. "All those refugees are Muslims and of teh devil. They are all poisonous. Give me the candy, keep the Syrians, lol." 

Survey also showed that 77.6% would rather try to eat the M&Ms than help refugees, unless "they agree to speak English and not Muslim." 

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