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After Adopting Bounty-Hunter Inspired Logo, PCA Announces Intention to Issue Letters of Marque  for Church Planters to Raid Baptist Congregations

After Adopting Bounty-Hunter Inspired Logo, PCA Announces Intention to Issue Letters of Marque for Church Planters to Raid Baptist Congregations

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Mobile, AL - The 44th General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church in America that saw the adoption of a new, Jango Fett-inspired logo ended with the association announcing it will issue Letters of Marque to church planters beginning in the Fall of 2016. 

"Our current state as a denomination coupled with the decaying moral fabric of or society calls for a more aggressive strategy," the PCA Announced at the conclusion of their meetings. "While our amicable and friendly official stance towards Baptist's remains unaltered, we will allow individual church planters, and perhaps even pastors, to enact a more antagonistic and offensively-minded strategy as necessary."

The Baptists had no comment in response other than to say they still didn't believe in infant baptism.  

In Candid Interview God Admits America Was Never Meant to Be the “New Israel,” Regrets Not Making That Even More Abundantly Clear

In Candid Interview God Admits America Was Never Meant to Be the “New Israel,” Regrets Not Making That Even More Abundantly Clear

Church Member With Clean Bill of Health Must Wait Until End-of-Year Business Meeting to Be Removed From Prayer List

Church Member With Clean Bill of Health Must Wait Until End-of-Year Business Meeting to Be Removed From Prayer List