Many RNC Delegates and Officials Mysteriously Transformed into Donkeys Overnight
Cleveland, OH – In a strange and near inexplicable turn of events, many of the most vocal Trump-supporters in the GOP arrived at the Quicken Loans convention center Wednesday morning looking for all the world like dressed-up donkeys.
There is some disagreement as to when the transformation took place and how complete and permanent it might be. Some witnesses declared that delegates began growing ears and tails as soon as they cast their ballots for Trump during his Tuesday night nomination while others maintain that no changes happened until after Trump’s acceptance via satellite feed. There are reports that some of the transformed delegates can still speak, but others have declared that their roommates and fellow convention attendees have lost and any all semblances of the staunchly conservative and pro-family-value humans they once were. “They’ve completely changed,” reported one South Dakota delegate, face-palming as he spoke. “And I fear the change is permanent.”
When asked about the sudden change, Reince Priebus only brayed loudly in response and tapped out yet another Tweet about how Republicans who didn’t support Trump were traitors and were no longer welcome in the GOP.
Donald Trump had no comment, except to say that he had plans to invite his still-human supporters to an exclusive island resort to celebrate his coronation.