Evangelical Leader Laments He Has “but one reputation to lose” for Trump
Dallas, TX – According to sources a prominent evangelical leader privately lamented to his inner circle that he doesn’t have more than the one reputation of character to throw away by endorsing Trump.
In a closed-door meeting between the anonymous leader and a group of close friends, confidants, supporters, sycophants, and financial donors, the pastor/thinker/writer/speaker is reported to have given a long, eloquent, but ultimately confusing speech about his regrets in this Presidential election cycle.
“I know not what course other may take,” he is reported to have declared. “But as for me and my house, give me lip-service to my ideals, or give me death of reputation, character, and moral principles.”
He concluded his comments by saying, “my only regret is that I have but one reputation to lose for my Trump.”