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Prominent Demonologist Proves Hillary’s “Pneumonia” Result of Chronic Possession by Arch-Demon

Prominent Demonologist Proves Hillary’s “Pneumonia” Result of Chronic Possession by Arch-Demon

Kalamazoo, Michigan – Prominent demonologist and occult expert Archiba’ald Thane sparked controversy earlier this week when he announced that his research led him to conclude that recent “health woes” of Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was not, in fact, the result of pneumonia as her campaign had announced. Nor was it, in Thane’s opinion, related to allergies, a cold, concussions, or even general poor health and aging on behalf of the candidate. Thane sees something much more troubling in Mrs. Clinton’s demeanor and behavior.

He sees “chronic, long-term demon possession.”

In his findings, which were released through his website, stirringthecauldron.wordpress.com, Thane deduced that not only was Mrs. Clinton possessed by an evil spirit, but that she was the long-time host of the nefarious arch-demon Desmondius. Thane writes, “Desmondius has been missing from the demonic activity scene for some time, causing many of my peers to speculate that he had been killed in battle, or transferred to another realm. Now we know the truth, he’s been hiding in Hillary’s person for some time, quietly and nefariously influencing us all through her.”

Thane went on to speculate that Desmondius may have come to control Mrs. Clinton due to her poor security habits. “If she can’t secure a server, she likely can’t protect her soul either.”

He concluded by stating that Desmondius may have transferred to his new host when she killed his long-time acolyte and sometime- host Vince Foster back in the nineties, meaning she would have been under his sway for “well over two decades, which, as we can see, has severely taxed her physically and emotionally.”

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